KETEL ONE $150
BACARDI SUPERIOR $125
CAPTAIN MORGAN $140
BLACK VELVET $120
CROWN ROYAL $175
CROWN ROYAL XR $500
JOSE CUERVO $115
DON JULIO $200
TANQUERAY NO. TEN $200
JOHNNIE WALKER BLACK $200
JOHNNIE WALKER BLUE $900
MOET IMPERIAL ROSE $250
DOM PERIGNON $500
MADOFF MOJITO $8
Someone should enjoy this drink, because he won’t be for a while.
10-cane, pama, simple syrup, freshly squeezed limes,
mint, soda water, splash of Sierra Mist
WORKDAY BAILOUT $7
Happy hour feels like relief everyday of the week.
Ketel One Citroen, lemonade, muddled raspberries,
garnished with slice of lemon and raspberries
ENRON’S PAPER TRAIL $7
Just don’t lose track of your tab like they did.
Ketel one, orange juice, Grand Marnier orange liqueur,
splash of Sierra Mist, garnished with orange wedge
THE WHALE $9
Top shelf cocktail for our top client.
Don Julio Blanco, orange liqueur, sweet and sour,
and squeeze of lime, lightly salted rim
THE AL CAPONE $9
Don’t let the sweetness fool you, Capone was dangerously aggressive.
Ciroc red berry, Templeton Rye, Grand Marnier cherry liqueur,
Sweet Vermouth, lemon juice, soda water, garnished with Cherry
THE KEATING 5 $9
Bribing five public officials is dangerous
when done in excess – just like this cocktail.
Ketel One Citroen, Bacardi Limon, Jose Cuervo Silver, Tanqueray gin,
Grand Marnier orange liqueur, garnished with lemon, splash of cola
A drink that is as classy as the borough its named after.
Johnnie Walker Black, sweet vermouth, garnished with cherry
RECESSION PROOF $8
Not many things can make it through a recession.
This cocktail appears to be one that can.
Crown Royal Canadian whiskey, bitters, simple syrup, splash of water,
muddled cherries, garnished with cherry and orange slice
THE GORDON GEKKO $10
You see hundreds of drinks every weekend, but you only pick one.
Crown Royal Canadian whiskey, Ketel One vodka,
sweet and sour mix, cranberry juice, chambord liqueur,
splash of lime juice, garnished with a lime
HAPPY HOUR I.P.O. $7
Who wouldn’t buy stock in “Happy Hour”?
Ciroc red berry, Midori, Bacardi torched cherry, Mt. Dew,
lemonade, sour, Sprite, flood with grenadine
THE BUD FOX $7.50
Ambitious and straight to the point.
Tanqueray Ten gin, sweet vermouth,
Campari, garnished with orange twist
KEEP THE CHANGE $10
When you’re shimming pennies from every trade, it adds up quickly.
Ketel One, ginger ale, lime juice, served in
copper cup, garnished with lime wedge
THE DIRTY 30 $7
After the crash of 1929, the 30s were fueled by this martini.
Tanqueray gin, dry vermouth, olive,
juice, garnished with two olives
THE EXCHANGE RATE $7
A drink that’s worth every penny.
Ketel One vodka, triple sec, cranberry juice, lime juice
BIG APPLETINI $7
Glitz and Glam, with a lot of bite.
Kettle One vodka, apple juice caramel,
drizzled glass, stemmed cherry
THE BLACK TUESDAY $7
Irish coffee can make any bad day a little better.
Smirnoff vanilla vodka, Starbucks coffee,
Kahlua, garnished with lemon twist
THE GEORGE W $8
50% business, and 50% party
Godiva chocolate liqueur, Kettle One vodka, creme de cocoa,
half and half topped with grated chocolate
THE NIFTY 50 $7
Nothing is sweeter than those stocks you can bank on.
Smirnoff raspberry vodka, raspberry liqueur,
half and half, garnished with graham cracker
THE OPENING BELL $7
A drink designed to grab your attention just like that opening bell.
Ketel One Citroen vodka, lemonade,
sugar cube, garnished with lemon twist
She may be sweet, but how many ladies
do you know that have a rap sheet?
Kettle One vodka, Stolichnaya, Vanilla vodka,
Ke Ke Beach key lime liqueur, pineapple juice, graham cracker rim.
If you have to ask, then NYC nightlife might be too much for you.
Disarono amaretto liqueur, triple sec, orange liqueur,
half and half, splash of orange juice
DOLLAR MADAM $7
Sweet & Sexy
Ciroc Red Berry vodka, Cherry Pucker,
splash of Sierra Mist, stemmed cherry
House White (California) Glass/5 Bottle/20
Makulu Moscato (South Africa) Glass/7 Bottle/26
Hogue Riesling (Columbia Valley) Glass/7 Bottle/26
Ruffino Pinot (Grigio DelleVenezie) Glass/7 Bottle/26
Santa Margherita - Pinot Grigio (Valdadige) Bottle/45
Kim Crawford - Sauvignon Blanc (Marlborough) Glass/8 Bottle/30
Joel Gott Pinot Gis (Oregon) Glass/8 Bottle/30
William Hill Chardonnay (Central Coast) Glass/7 Bottle/26
Franciscan Estates - Chardonnay (Napa Valley) Glass/9 Bottle/34
Simi Winery - Chardonnay (Sonoma County) Bottle/38
Markham Winery - Chardonnay (Napa Valley) Bottle/40
Ferrari Carano - Chardonnay (Sonoma County) Bottle/45
Mer Soliel by Caymus - Chardonnay (S.L.H.) Bottle/55
Kenwood “Yulupa” - Brut Sparkling (California) Glass/5 Bottle/20
La Marca Proseco (Italy) Glass/8 Bottle/30
Schramsberg Brut (Napa Valley) Bottle/55
Bollinger “Special Cuvee” – Brut (Champagne) Bottle/120
House Red (California) Glass/5 Bottle/20
Markwest Pinot Noir (California) Glass/7 Bottle/26
Belle Gloss Pinot Noir (Sonoma Coast) Glass/10 Bottle/ 38
Wild Horse Pinot Noir (Central Coast) Bottle/48
Migration by Duckhorn - Pinot Noir (Anderson Valley) Bottle/58
Bogle Merlot (California) Glass/ 7 Bottle/26
Duckhorn Merlot (Napa Valley) Bottle/70
Ravenswood Zinfandel (Lodi) Glass/8 Bottle/30
Seghesio Zinfandel (Sonoma County) Bottle/48
Cupcake Shiraz (Barossa) Glass/7 Bottle/26
Donna Paula Estate Malbec (Mendoza) Glass/8 Bottle/30
Estancia Cabernet (Paso Robles) Glass/8 Bottle/30
Robert Monavi Winery - Cabernet (Napa Valley) Glass/10 Bottle/38
Louis M Martini - Cabernet (Napa Valley) Bottle/48
Francis Ford Coppola - Directors Cut Cabernet (Alexander Valley) Bottle/55
Raymond Reserve - Cabernet Sauvignon (Napa Valley) Bottle/66
Simi Landslide Vineyard - Cabernet Sauvignon (Alexander Valley) Bottle/74
Hess Collection - Estate Cabernet (Mount Veeder) Bottle/85
Chalk Hill Estate Red (Chalk Hill District) Bottle/95
Caymus Vineyard’s - Cabernet Sauvignon (Napa Valley) Bottle/105
Chimney Rock – Thomahawk Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (S.L.D.) Bottle/135
Iowa Craft Beer
Peace Tree Blonde Fatale
Peace Tree Red Rambler
Madhouse Coffee Stout
Backpocket Cane Blade
Confluence South Side Citra Blonde
Confluence Des Moines IPA
Millstream Johns White
Court Ave. Brewing Co. Belgian White
Court Ave. Brewing Co. Pointer Brown Ale
CRAFT ON TAP
New Belgium Fat Tire
Sam Adams Seasonal
Sam Adams Boston Lager
Sam Adams Light
Summit Winter Lager
Leinenkugels Berry Veiss
Leinenkugels Sunset Wheat
Leinenkugels Creamy Dark
Killians Irish Red
New Belgium Ranger
New Belgium 1554
Big Sky Moose Drool
Woodchuck Granny Smith
Founders Centennial IPA
Founders Dirty Bastard
Smirnoff Tropical Fruit
Hennepin Farmhouse Ale
Ass Kisser Vanilla Porter
Robinson’s Chocolate Tom
Bud Light Lime